Got any Sp*rs jokes? Let's all laugh at Tottenham (UPDATED)
Tottenham have proved yet again that they are the strongest team in the Premier League by propping up the other 19 clubs, so as the classier half of North London revels in being top of the table, let's spare a moment or two (or hopefully several months) to have a joke at the expense of the Spuds.
* What does THFC stand for?
Tottenham Heading For Championship.
* Premiership:
1. Arsenal 12 pts
20. T*tt*nh*m 2pts
* What do Sp*rs and a toothpick have in common?
They both have 2 points....
*In fact, whats the difference between Sp*rs and a triangle? A triangle has 3 points.
* What do the Premier League and a cowboy have in common?
They both have spurs at the foot.
* Q. What do Tottenham football club and an online casino have in common?
A. Nothing. At online casino they win once in a while!
* All trains through WHL have been cancelled due to a massive points failure
* Q. What is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Sp*rs fan in the road?
A. The dog has skid marks before it!
Send us your T*tt*nh*m jokes and we'll add them to this post.
David Alexander
Reader Comments (51)
<h1>ugg bailey button sale<h1>
<h1>ugg bailey button chestnut<h1>
<h1>ugg classic tall sale<h1>
<h1>ugg classic tall grey<h1>
<h1>ugg classic short sale<h1>
<h1>ugg classic short grey<h1>
<h1>ugg classic tall sale<h1>
<h1>ugg classic tall navy<h1>
<h1>ugg classic short sale<h1>
<h1>ugg classic short black<h1>
<h1>ugg bailey button bomber<h1>
<h1>ugg bailey button bomber<h1>
<h1>ugg classic cardy sale<h1>
<h1>ugg boots sale<h1>
<h1>ugg classic cardy sale<h1>
<h1>ugg classic cardy black<h1>
<h1>ugg bailey button triplet sale<h1>
<h1>uggs outlet<h1>
<h1>ugg bailey button triplet<h1>
<h1>ugg boots sale uk<h1>
<h1>ugg boots sale uk<h1>
<h1>louis vuitton outlet<h1>
<h1>the north face outlet<h1>
<h1>uggs for cheap<h1>
<h1>uggs on sale<h1>
<h1>ugg boots sale<h1>
<h1>uggs on sale<h1>
<h1>ugg boots outlet<h1>
<h1>ugg boots clearance<h1>
<h1>ugg boots sale<h1>
<h1>cheap ugg boots<h1>
<h1>ugg for cheap<h1>
<h1>ugg boots outlet<h1>
<h1>uggs outlet<h1>
<h1>uggs outlet<h1>
<h1>uggs for cheap<h1>
<h1>uggs for cheap<h1>
<h1>ugg boots sale<h1>
<h1>ugg boots sale uk<h1>
<h1>uggs on sale<h1>
<h1>ugg boots clearance<h1>
<h1>ugg boots clearance<h1>
<h1>ugg boots outlet<h1>
<h1>ugg boots sale<h1>
<h1>louis vuitton outlet<h1>
<h1>coach purse outlet<h1>
<h1>coach purses outlet<h1>
<h1>coach purse<h1>
<h1>coach purses<h1>
<h1>cheap coach purses<h1>
<h1>coach outlet store online<h1>